Thinking...

That instead of blocking Myspace and Facebook, the IT guys should have blocked all online shopping sites.

*evil laugh*

Zappos, I am your biotch!


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7-22-08

Don’t you just love summer colds? aren’t they just the ultimate? I am giddy with excitement to be the recipient of one again this year, lucky me!

Apparently a symptom of a summer cold, or maybe the effect of the meds is a smart ass mouth.

Feeling like all kinds of poop today…………and I just totally blanked on what I was going to blog about. Nice!

When all else fails talk about celebs. So, Jay Leno is leaving the Tonight Show…Pfft!  like I care(have not said that since Jr. High), the man annoys me just by being. Connan??? Eww!

Brangeblahblahblah, I don’t care about seeing pictures of the twins, why should anyone care? he is a big fat cheater, she is a big fat homewrecker. I know they will get paid tons for the pics and they will donate it to a good cause, so fine. I just don’t get the hoopla.  It’s not like no one would ever see the babies, they can’t keep them under blankets forever(Like Michael Jackson does), and one newborn looks just like any other.

I get that the homewrecking woman does work all over the world and really does a fantastic job, but I don’t know why we have to be smacked in the face with her big ass lips and sour face everytime we turn around…just saying.

GO TEAM ANISTON!!!! (I hang on to the past so what?)

Mylie/Hannah has reported that she doesn’t think that she could ever go back to a “normal” life. Hey Mylie there is no going back to something you never had. You did not grow up “normal” because your dad shook his money-making achy braky ass on CMT, and had us all singing that song for months, maybe years. Sorry tootsie pop drop, normal is not an option for you.

Now I’m off to wash the grump right out of my hair…did I mention I’m not feeling good today??? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!


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Guilty!

Other than my Big Brother, Real Housewives Of OC and NYC obsession I have a few other TV guilty pleasures:

I think that’s all. Looking at the list even I wonder how in the hell do I ever get anything done, this is kind of embarrassing. I will say that I usually let shows back up and end up watching 3-4 at a time. Seriously, I’m not as pathetic as I now seem…Promise! :P

O.K now it’s your turn, spill it!


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Flip Blip

Now that flips are supposedly bad for us, wth are we supposed to wear?

Most of my sandals are flip-like too, since that article my feet have been killing me…of course.


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BB10

I watched BB10 last night, it was kind of ho-hum in my opinion.

Lets get to the nitty gritty of it all right of the bat, Renny is annoying as all hell.

Is she actually being herself or is this an act in a lame effort to throw people off?

I don’t know and I don’t care, she just grinds the nerves.

Everyone else just kind of blends in, this always happens the first few episodes, even the 1st nomination is just blah.

So, who watched and what do you think? Dish!!!

*Spoiler below*

Continue reading the story called BB10


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7-14-08

About 3 years ago I started a scrapbook for my mother in-law, it was of my 2 step-kids.

I got about 8 pages done and I gave it to her for Mother’s Day. I brought it back home with me to finish it…yes, 3 years ago.

More incriminating evidence of my suckage.

I’m going to finish the book in the next 2 weeks, I’m determined this time.

I used to scrapbook a lot, I don’t know when I stopped or why but I know I’m fickle and my attention span is zip.

I have enough papers and crop crap to fill a small warehouse, so I thought I’d take my recent purging and organizing frenzy one more step and organize that too. I must say I may not have quit if I’d had cute organizers as they do now, I need one of these:

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And in case I become so dedicated that I have to take my scrapping on the road, (ha ha ha! yeah riiiight!) I will need this one:

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Pretty pink things make me happy, I just hope they motivate me to get this book done.

We can all be pretty sure that after this scrapbook, my pretty pink bags will just sit and collect dust, that is until the next Blogasm, because I am making you you and you drunk scrap!


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Old Brown Eyes

I started reading Twilight because Misty told me to, I’m sure that being a Misty follower will eventually land me in a foreign jail being strip searched by a woman named Helga, but I can’t help myself…I mean who could? Not us right girls?

This time her influence was harmless and I’m loving the book.

Unfortunately I’ve come to realize that I need to wear my reading glasses to read(duh!) ALL of the time now, not just the small print. This is quite a shot to my female ego and it’s another sign of this whole aging thing, which I am not digging at all.

Is it possible to be cute and prissy with reading glasses on?

You tell me:

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Bullet Love

I love…

  • Snow Cones, especially Pina Colada and Watermelon
  • That hubby and I never listen to the radio in the car, even on long trips we still find plenty to talk about
  • Hearing the slap-slap sound of my grandson crawling on the floor
  • And hearing his laughter, and any word he says especially “Nana”
  • Magnolia trees in bloom
  • Getting snail mail
  • That my husband makes coffee every morning just for me
  • Hugs
  • Naps
  • Being clutter-free
  • Laughing so hard I feel light headed
  • Being a mother to my girl
  • Going for a drive wherever the road leads
  • Reading a book I can’t put down
  • Being at home
  • Getting out of town for long weekends

What do you love?


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